Episode 111

Feeling good about themselves thanks to the sunshine the 3WW talk about a bank robber who came up with a terrible disguise, the growing waistline of this country, the trouble using a stun gun will get you into, the revelation that a story on the internet wasn’t true, a guy trying to get a job at the oddest hour, tourettes and what it does for karaoke, the wrong way to entertain a kid in a toy car, dating ads for the old, a marriage proposal that goes terribly wrong, a victim of theft who gets back at the thief.

Great disguise Yeah, cause no one will recognize you that way

Growing out The fact that the people of this country are getting fatter comes as no surprise

Expelled? Stop or I’ll shoot the ceiling

Go figure A fake story on the internet, it can’t be

That poor horse This poor misunderstood man was just trying to get a job

Best karaoke ever I think that this has to be one of the best ass cheeks songs ever

Hang on kiddo This is probably not the best way to entertain a kid

Horny old people True or not these are some funny ads

Poor schmuck If you aren’t sure then you probably shouldn’t ask, especially on the air

Hey that’s mine One man takes the law into his own hands and steals back what is his

End song: Weird Al Yankovic, Fat

Episode 110

To celebrate Mothers Day early the 3WW talk about a mom who supposedly tried to tan her toddler, a drunk mom with naked children, a mom who took nudie pics of her teen daughter for a 30 year old man, the ‘epidemic’ of kids with porn, the Octo moms first porn scene being shot, how Apple’s Siri gets caught in the middle of an argument, a woman who decides faking cancer is the best way to get her new boobs paid for, the amazing disguisable weapons for sale on the internet, the wonderpills that are made from human flesh, and read some emails.

Tanning mom This woman is a walking piece of jerky

Drinking mom This woman takes shitfaced to a whole new level

Photographer mom She totally knew what was going on and just wanted to help

Porn epidemic Oh my god, lock your children away from the internets

Octo-porn Please tell me that this isn’t going to turn into an 8 part series

Unlucky phone Siri gets stuck in the middle of an argument

Great plan Who would have ever thought that you’d get in trouble for faking cancer for the cash to get new tits?

Spoonknife! These are some of the best multipurpose weapons ever

Soylent green? This is pretty gross, unless you’re a cannibal

End song: Micheal Jackson, Ben

Episode 109

This week the 3WW try to change things up but end up talking about a nude motorcycle rider, a man who get a permanent hard-on from his motorcycle, another sex crazed woman who assaulted her unwilling partner, a Chinese ball buster that kills, the new condom law in Simi Valley, a man forced to moonwalk at gunpoint, picking up some meat for the barbie while in the helicopter, a fantastic line of sunglasses, and the latest in utilitarian bras.

Helmet required Nothing else is though evidently

Stiff ride This guy loves his bike so much it arouses him

Sex crazed Yet another woman who goes nuts when her man doesn’t want to put out

Ball buster It makes sense that this could kill you, just never thought about it until now

Jimmy it up The new law requiring porn stars to wear condoms in films

Walkin’ This poor bastard had to do it with a gun in his face which must have ruined his form

Special delivery Helicopter pilots aren’t allowed to use them to go pick up their groceries?

I see it now This is the most insensitive line of product and I freaking love it

Joey bra The name iBra would probably help it sell more

End song: Bo Burnham, The perfect woman

Episode 108

Sparked by good weather the 3WW have a charged conversation about a town with an unfortunate name, the Judge of porn, a wife who did porn behind her husbands back, a slut who got paid for banging on her work trip, a whore who got fired for being in porn, bad lip reading of Joe Biden, Lego introduces a girls set, a pilot who wasn’t watching what he was doing, learn that hot girls have problems to, and then listen to some voicemail.

This Fucking town Unfortunately the residents got tired of all the trouble it caused.

Porn judge Who doesn’t think that their internet activity isn’t tracked by their job these days?

Porn wife What to do when you are caught having a porn career.

Paid sex How to get workmans compensation for having sex on a company trip

Fired for porn Who would have thought that porn actresses would go on to have a career after making movies

Bad lip reading This is one of the best ideas we have seen in a while, pure hilarity.

Lego ladies How do you piss off feminists? Make a girl toy.

Fly what? This is the kind of pilot you don’t want on your plane (if you want to live through the flight).

Hot girls This is a terrible song that goes to show that money can’t actually buy you talent.

End song: BLR, Shave a Beard with Glue

Episode 107

After starting the show with great revelations the 3WW get into Kate Winslet’s 3D boobs, a man who called the cops after having too much sex, a Craigslist ad attempting to find a baby daddy, a list of ‘habits’ that might indicate someone is a sex addict, rejecting a rejection letter, the ganja granny who was queen of her pot domain, accidentally paying for pizza with meth, a fugitive who still finds time to update his Facebook, and a little bit of heaven that will take your hangovers away.

3D Boobs! Winslet does have good boobs, I’d check em’ out in 3D

Time out This poor bastard couldn’t get the lady to understand that the plumbing only works for so long

Concert daddy Are we the only ones who really wonder about the quality of these people if this is how they go about it?

Sex addict list This is a bullshit list that repeats itself so often

Rejection rejected One man takes matters into his own hands after being told no one to many times

Ganja granny This old woman had to be such a bad ass!

Home delivery Do you think the drug dealer just got confused and forgot who was at the door?

Facebook fugitive Whenever I’m on the run from the law I always find time to update my status

Hangover cured Hangover heaven could be the greatest thing ever if it weren’t for the fact it is in another state and cost’s so much

End song: Asa the comic, I’m Facebook’s bitch

Episode 106

In a week where everything technical that can go wrong does the 3WW talk about a loud porn star, why to stop masturbating, finding nudie photos on a ‘new’ phone, a teacher who’s student breaks up with him after her 18th birthday, the wedding guest from hell, play a game of match the criminal, wonder about a woman who wanted to have sex with a dog, a really awesome though messed up college ad, a man who cheats at the charity stair climb, rolly polly fish headhunters, and a kid who sold his kidney for a new iPad.

Masturbation They say you should stop, I say just don’t do it so often

Nude phone photos Why is dumb enough to believe that they have a “new” phone after this?

Student/Teacher break-up This relationship should have lasted

Guestzilla This woman is one of the worst that we have ever heard of

Game time Match the criminal is harder than it looks

Sexy Fido What is the appeal of having a dog hump you?

Dark ad This is one funny, though dark, school ad

The cheater If you are going to cheat at least make it believable

Fish heads This isn’t as cool as it looked originally

Great trade A kidney for an iPad, who got ripped off here do you think

End song: Storm Large, 8 Miles Wide

Episode 105

As another week goes by the 3WW get together to talk about the premier of 3D porn in China, a kid who almost got away with taking a porn star to prom, a burglar who posted naughty photos of his victim, the porn coming out about Tiger Woods told from the perspective of his porn star harem, find those ladies on some porn wiki sites, an idiot who managed to lock him self up in a porn shop, the wonders of a reporting stripper, some bullshit about how dudes don’t want blowjobs anymore, a priest who gets busted showing gay porn, and listen to some voicemail.

3D PORN I never want to know what they throw at the camera

Porn queen prom All this boner had to do was keep his mouth shut and he would have been king for a day

Thief sexting Nothing like stealing a phone and then posting the nudie photos you find on it

Woods porn This poor bastard just can’t win this day (pun intended)

Porn wiki 1 You know you want this

Porn wiki 2 You really should stop looking now

Cuffed Reasons why you don’t test out handcuffs in a porn shop

Reporting stripper She would have been the best co-worker ever

This is wrong You know that men still love getting blowjobs

USB malfunction Yeah, he didn’t put the porn there… it was God

End song: Steel Panther, Community Property

Episode 104

To celebrate the 2 year anniversary of the show the 3WW invite Pringle back into the studio and get drunk while talking about Christian sex toys, homemade sex toys, the dick sleeve at Walgreens, hippies who are also swingers, a man who gets back at spammers by sending all their spam back, how a woman can supposedly rape a teenage boy, an Indonesian boy who won’t quit smoking, how the Borat version of the Kazakhstanian national anthem got played at a sporting event, a dumb ass and his ugly girlfriend try to claim sexual harassment on the cops, and listen to some voicemail.

Christian sex toys Jesus endorses the dongs

Homemade sex toys Things you never knew you could do with a rutabaga

Walgreens special This is the easiest sex toy to get online

Hippy swingers This cult practices love, caring, sensual touch, and group sex

Spam the spammer This is a great way to get back at the assholes

Is it really rape? This lucky 14 year old got laid and then got a BJ later, how is that a bad thing

The smoking child This little bastard smokes 25 a day

Greatest country in the world They have the cleanest whores around

Worse scam ever These idiots need to watch more cop shows before they do this again

End Song: The Lonely Island, I just had sex (feat. Akon)

Episode 103

Overcome by the joy of a drunken Irish holiday the 3WW talk about the scandal surrounding Kony 2012, a model drug kingpin, an editor who got caught by dieing in the act, a man who got in trouble for having sex (again) with a minor, listen to the wonders of a new mineral water, a poor bastard who gets busted for trying to do a good deed, a woman who doesn’t know the meaning of MPH, the world cutest bunny getting killed, ways to kill yourself that are better than using a chainsaw, and a crazy woman who drinks her own urine constantly.

Busted Kony The head of the Kony 2012 movement is apparently “dehydrated”

Hot meth dealer Models can do anything they want because they are hot, right up until they are washed up

Great retraction This editor of the Oregonian gets caught in his affair by dieing in the middle of sex

Oops he did it again This genius had sex with a minor in the school stairwell

Vytautas Mineral Water! It’s free of poop and tastes awesome

No good deed This poor bastard got in trouble for trying to be nice to a couple of bitchy girls

MP what? Of course this is all made up, there isn’t really any science behind it

The cute and the dead The first mutant bunny of it’s kind is killed at it’s premier to the world

Why a chainsaw? Talk about the hard way to get something done

*Vomits on self* This woman is so *gag* fucking *retch* disgusting *hurls last weeks lunch*

End song: Ozzy Fudd Wabbit Slayer

Episode 102

Pondering death and relationships the 3WW discuss a man who got busted for bigamy courtesy of Facebook, a guy to big to fit into the morgue fridge, a couple of dudes who decide to recreate Weekend at Bernies, getting in contact with exes to try to learn something, selling things from past relationships, terrible tights for men, football players who have to wear a gay jersey, and a chick who drinks gasoline.

Facebook fail Never stay friends with your exes, it never turns out well

To fat to freeze This had to be one honkingly huge dead guy

The movie was better Why would you take your dead friend around for joy rides?

Solicit your exes How to get confirmation that you are a crazy bitch

Make a dime of the asshole A website that allows you to sell your exes presents (or left behind belongings)

Brosiery This is just plain stupid but wear them if you want to

That color is LGBT The coach had to apologize for offending the entire group

She is hot! If you have a match available she’ll be even hotter

End song: Lilly Allen Not Fair (Obivion Dubstep Remix)