March 20th, 2013
After having fought off the hangovers the 3WW decided it was high time to learn about the history of St. Patrick’s day, learn about the guy who had a real adventure on the drinking and driving holiday, see some torturous porn, discover that orgasms can be art, talk about a guy who is permanently 86′d from public library’s, a woman with 5 husbands who are brothers, and a guy who is getting a new dick surgically made.
The real history Suddenly I love KStew
Happy paddy New meaning to a woman screaming wrong way
POTW torture This woman is strangely ticklish
Orgasmic art Personally I don’t think it’s all that fantastic but then again I can do it at the drop of a hat
Banned globally Yes, you can get 86′d from the library
Family affair This seems totally legit
New dick Not that he hasn’t always been a dick but now he’ll have one
End song: King Missile, Detachable penis
March 13th, 2013
Natasha fills in the role of the lady as the 3WW sing the woes of Daylight savings, the holy brand Jesus Jeans trying to sue everyone for saying Jesus, a bunch of dead pigs in China, why Google glasses will suck at a bar, and how some places are working really hard to keep the perverts out.
Daylight saving sucks You know it does, and I want my hour of sleep back
Holy suet Jesus, really?
Floating bacon Evidently the Chinese don’t like their pigs all that much
No Googles Those annoying glasses are going to be a real pain in the ass
No perverts Build a park and they will come
End song: Martin Mull, Jesus is easy
March 6th, 2013
Sodden from the wonderful Portland weather the 3WW huddle together and talk about how much college sucks, kids who had sex on a couple of corpses, a mom who threw the wrong kind of sweet 16 party, a moron who faked his own kidnapping, a Indian woman who killed her kid based on the size of his unit, Porn of the Week, a couple who finds out that they are related, a teacher who freaked out on a kid over nothing, some awesome news coverage, and listen to voicemails.
School sucks Your parents weren’t telling you the truth about college
Group sex Who cares if it happened on a couple of dead dudes
Sweet 16 This really does sound like something my mother would have done
Fake kidnapping Next time just pay someone to do this to you, dominatrix’s are easy to find
Small boy He probably got off easy
Porn of the Week Evidently you aren’t supposed to blow there
Sibling love Is it incest at this point?
Teacher freakout This teacher is definitely over-reacting
Great news Who said they were supposed to read the headlines before posting them
End song: Cold Ethyl, Alice Cooper
February 27th, 2013
Celebrating the anniversary of CG being on the show we talk about Ron Jeremy being cleared to bang, why men get morning wood, the joys of feminism, tampon art, watch the Porn of the Week, a woman who lost her chicken, a girl who didn’t do so well in her tutorial, hotel residents who made a grisly discovery, and a fantastic internet troll.
Cleared for bangin’ Yes, the Hedgehog is ready for action again
Morning wood Well now you know why you have it each day
Go feminism This is just another piece of written crap
Tampon art? Evidently anything passes for art these days
Porn of the Week Sometimes it does pay to be a peeping tom
Lost bird One of the strangest thefts of all time, or at least this month
Curling iron lessons This girl is going to be huge someday
Great water Turns out an Asian corpse doesn’t improve the taste of LA water
Troll This man is the best troll ever
End song: The creep, Lonely Island
February 20th, 2013
The return of a coughing Cock Girl motivates the 3WW to follow up on a story about giant snakes, talk about the fact that the Girl Scouts of America is destroying their unsold cookies, a man beaten with a coconut, a couple who had an accident while getting frisky, watch the Porn of the Week, Chubby Checker is suing over an app using his name, watch a couple of girls in Japan eat a strange ice cream treat, the fact that Japanese girls are wearing underwear on their heads, and a woman who is suing her school over a bad grade.
Big follow-up For this show this is big, and so are the facts
Destroy the cookie Oh the Cookie Monster would be so pissed if he knew about this
Coconut beating Talk about adding insult to injury
Hot ride This has to be one of the dumbest insurance claims of the year
Porn of the Week Great fake orgasming girl
Chubby checker Get it? Seriously, do you get it?
Japanese ice cream treats Yup, that looks just like a condom
Awesome masks When I run around with underwear on my head everyone just gets mad, this isn’t fair
Final grade I think I deserve better so I am going to file a law suit, great logic here
End song: You got cookie, share it maybe, Sesame Street
February 13th, 2013
While Cock Girl takes the week off for a “sore throat” Pringle joins the fun as we learn about a fantastic new drug to prevent hipsters, the rise in unfortunate accidents that happen down below, a group of dipshits who want to try to save pubic lice, confirm that Chris Brown is an asshole, watch an asshole in Porn of the Week, learn yet again why you have to make sure you have changed to the correct account before sending a tweet, look at some great zombie teddy bears, try to understand an 18 year old woman who gave hickeys to a 9 year old boy, and discuss some really bad Valentines Day gifts.
Take it You know a few people who you could start dosing with this stuff
Grooming accidents Extremely sharp implements should not be put near your junk
Protect the crabs These bone heads won’t think so once they get it
Chris Brown is a liar OK, so everyone knew that already
Porn of the week Oh so chocolatey
City tweet Yes, it is possible to use the wrong account and not know it. Enjoy unemployment.
Zombie teddies This may have to go on the list of things to give at baby showers
Hickey Good job kid, every man is proud of you
Bad Valentine gifts You could buy these for Valentines but it isn’t recommended
End song: Show your genitals, Jon Lajoie
February 6th, 2013
After watching the Super Blow this weekend the 3WW get back to business discussing a reporter who was quick on the draw in New Orleans, a woman who tried to think outside the box, a “high” paying job, the illness of our favorite star Ron Jeremy, Porn of the Week, a government site that hacked and redirected to porn, a woman who tries to use oral sex to kill here husband, an old lady who got in trouble for kicking out a couple of asshole kids, and a driver who got a surprise after parking in a no parking zone.
Quick reporter No really, how long have you had an STD?
Outside the box She really is a creative thinker for being so stupid
High pay Man, I am so wiped out after that last product testing meeting
Sick Ron Hopefully Ron and his big dick get better soon
Porn of the Week Cum, chicken, and watermelon say it all
Redirected Really, that is what government websites are all about… fucking you, fucking up, fucking off, you get the picture
Smelly box Now I understand why so many married coupled don’t take part in oral sex after being together for so long
Get out Rather than calling and yelling this mom just called the cops. Brave lady.
Island of asphalt Can I get a full time job doing this to other people?
January 30th, 2013
While trying to hold back vomit the 3WW learn about a woman who eats her cat’s hair, the great rant from “God Bless America”, a lady who is suing a gossip website for slander, a proposed bill to ban cigarettes, Porn of the Week involving more porn star interviews, a reallllllly old prostitute, a card that guarantees that your food will be spit in, and the fact that the bible says you should fuck more.
Eat it Meow, this is just disgusting
Great movie Frank’s rant is the best thing ever produced
Gossip suet If I make shit up about someone evidently they can sue me for it
Cigarette ban This bill will never pass but it’s one more chink in the armor
Porn of the Week This guy give great interview
Old prostitute Who would agree to have sex with this woman?
Reviewer card Yes, we’ll give you a discount and the saliva special in your dish
Corinthians Have more sex, the bible says to do it
End song: The Sex Song, Twelve24
January 23rd, 2013
After their weekly group the nap the 3WW got into discussions about a hipster stuck between two buildings, vegans branding themselves, the woman with the worlds largest hips, a house where all lost phones are, this years winning porno titles, Porn of the Week, an orgasm that almost killed a dude, a man who was outsourcing his own job, and some great pick-up lines.
Hipster stuck If there was a God she would never have been freed
Vegan branding One more story exposing how fucking crazy these people are
Big hips Those are a pair of cheeks you never want to get stuck in
Lost phones I wonder if that is where my wallet is as well
Clever titles The AVN nominees for best porn title of the year are awesome
Porn of the Week Darth Vader masturbates
Orgasmic killer What a way to blow your load
Outsourcing himself This is the best scam to get paid to surf the internet forever
Best lines ever I’ve used more than a few of these with varying degrees of success
End song: Sir Mix-A-Lot, Baby got back
January 16th, 2013
Having survived another week and not freezing to death the 3WW decided it was high time to bring the humor level down a little bit by talking about a defaced stop sign, a couple of morons packing assault rifles in the city, a hawk that spoiled one young mans Christmas dream, the amazing fact that Python season is open in Florida, introduce the newest segment “Porn of the Week”, a man who was reprimanded for farting too much at work, a prank on drive thru workers, and a beauty queen who said the wrong thing.
Defecated sign This shit has got to stop
Packin’ heat These idiots think they are making a statement, instead they are scaring the local population
Hawk strike It’s the circle of life man
Snake hunting Yes you too could get your gear together and blast the shit out of some big ass snakes
Porn of the Week We never knew they were this gross, what a mouth on that one
Sir farts-a-lot The poor bastard that had to document this mans emissions
Drive thru ghost Not a bad prank but what does he have against McDonalds?
Miss recreational use She would have gotten all the votes if the stoners could have gotten off the couch in time
End song: I think I farted, Taryn Southern