Episode 155

After having fought off the hangovers the 3WW decided it was high time to learn about the history of St. Patrick’s day, learn about the guy who had a real adventure on the drinking and driving holiday, see some torturous porn, discover that orgasms can be art, talk about a guy who is permanently 86′d from public library’s, a woman with 5 husbands who are brothers, and a guy who is getting a new dick surgically made.

The real history Suddenly I love KStew

Happy paddy New meaning to a woman screaming wrong way

POTW torture This woman is strangely ticklish

Orgasmic art Personally I don’t think it’s all that fantastic but then again I can do it at the drop of a hat

Banned globally Yes, you can get 86′d from the library

Family affair This seems totally legit

New dick Not that he hasn’t always been a dick but now he’ll have one

End song: King Missile, Detachable penis

Episode 154

Natasha fills in the role of the lady as the 3WW sing the woes of Daylight savings, the holy brand Jesus Jeans trying to sue everyone for saying Jesus, a bunch of dead pigs in China, why Google glasses will suck at a bar, and how some places are working really hard to keep the perverts out.

Daylight saving sucks You know it does, and I want my hour of sleep back

Holy suet Jesus, really?

Floating bacon Evidently the Chinese don’t like their pigs all that much

No Googles Those annoying glasses are going to be a real pain in the ass

No perverts Build a park and they will come

End song: Martin Mull, Jesus is easy

Episode 153

Sodden from the wonderful Portland weather the 3WW huddle together and talk about how much college sucks, kids who had sex on a couple of corpses, a mom who threw the wrong kind of sweet 16 party, a moron who faked his own kidnapping, a Indian woman who killed her kid based on the size of his unit, Porn of the Week, a couple who finds out that they are related, a teacher who freaked out on a kid over nothing, some awesome news coverage, and listen to voicemails.

School sucks Your parents weren’t telling you the truth about college

Group sex Who cares if it happened on a couple of dead dudes

Sweet 16 This really does sound like something my mother would have done

Fake kidnapping Next time just pay someone to do this to you, dominatrix’s are easy to find

Small boy He probably got off easy

Porn of the Week Evidently you aren’t supposed to blow there

Sibling love Is it incest at this point?

Teacher freakout This teacher is definitely over-reacting

Great news Who said they were supposed to read the headlines before posting them

End song: Cold Ethyl, Alice Cooper

Episode 152

Celebrating the anniversary of CG being on the show we talk about Ron Jeremy being cleared to bang, why men get morning wood, the joys of feminism, tampon art, watch the Porn of the Week, a woman who lost her chicken, a girl who didn’t do so well in her tutorial, hotel residents who made a grisly discovery, and a fantastic internet troll.

Cleared for bangin’ Yes, the Hedgehog is ready for action again

Morning wood Well now you know why you have it each day

Go feminism This is just another piece of written crap

Tampon art? Evidently anything passes for art these days

Porn of the Week Sometimes it does pay to be a peeping tom

Lost bird One of the strangest thefts of all time, or at least this month

Curling iron lessons This girl is going to be huge someday

Great water Turns out an Asian corpse doesn’t improve the taste of LA water

Troll This man is the best troll ever

End song: The creep, Lonely Island

Episode 151

The return of a coughing Cock Girl motivates the 3WW to follow up on a story about giant snakes, talk about the fact that the Girl Scouts of America is destroying their unsold cookies, a man beaten with a coconut, a couple who had an accident while getting frisky, watch the Porn of the Week, Chubby Checker is suing over an app using his name, watch a couple of girls in Japan eat a strange ice cream treat, the fact that Japanese girls are wearing underwear on their heads, and a woman who is suing her school over a bad grade.

Big follow-up For this show this is big, and so are the facts

Destroy the cookie Oh the Cookie Monster would be so pissed if he knew about this

Coconut beating Talk about adding insult to injury

Hot ride This has to be one of the dumbest insurance claims of the year

Porn of the Week Great fake orgasming girl

Chubby checker Get it? Seriously, do you get it?

Japanese ice cream treats Yup, that looks just like a condom

Awesome masks When I run around with underwear on my head everyone just gets mad, this isn’t fair

Final grade I think I deserve better so I am going to file a law suit, great logic here

End song: You got cookie, share it maybe, Sesame Street

Episode 149

After watching the Super Blow this weekend the 3WW get back to business discussing a reporter who was quick on the draw in New Orleans, a woman who tried to think outside the box, a “high” paying job, the illness of our favorite star Ron Jeremy, Porn of the Week, a government site that hacked and redirected to porn, a woman who tries to use oral sex to kill here husband, an old lady who got in trouble for kicking out a couple of asshole kids, and a driver who got a surprise after parking in a no parking zone.

Quick reporter No really, how long have you had an STD?

Outside the box She really is a creative thinker for being so stupid

High pay Man, I am so wiped out after that last product testing meeting

Sick Ron Hopefully Ron and his big dick get better soon

Porn of the Week Cum, chicken, and watermelon say it all

Redirected Really, that is what government websites are all about… fucking you, fucking up, fucking off, you get the picture

Smelly box Now I understand why so many married coupled don’t take part in oral sex after being together for so long

Get out Rather than calling and yelling this mom just called the cops. Brave lady.

Island of asphalt Can I get a full time job doing this to other people?

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Episode 148

While trying to hold back vomit the 3WW learn about a woman who eats her cat’s hair, the great rant from “God Bless America”, a lady who is suing a gossip website for slander, a proposed bill to ban cigarettes, Porn of the Week involving more porn star interviews, a reallllllly old prostitute, a card that guarantees that your food will be spit in, and the fact that the bible says you should fuck more.

Eat it Meow, this is just disgusting

Great movie Frank’s rant is the best thing ever produced

Gossip suet If I make shit up about someone evidently they can sue me for it

Cigarette ban This bill will never pass but it’s one more chink in the armor

Porn of the Week This guy give great interview

Old prostitute Who would agree to have sex with this woman?

Reviewer card Yes, we’ll give you a discount and the saliva special in your dish

Corinthians Have more sex, the bible says to do it

End song: The Sex Song, Twelve24

Episode 147

After their weekly group the nap the 3WW got into discussions about a hipster stuck between two buildings, vegans branding themselves, the woman with the worlds largest hips, a house where all lost phones are, this years winning porno titles, Porn of the Week, an orgasm that almost killed a dude, a man who was outsourcing his own job, and some great pick-up lines.

Hipster stuck If there was a God she would never have been freed

Vegan branding One more story exposing how fucking crazy these people are

Big hips Those are a pair of cheeks you never want to get stuck in

Lost phones I wonder if that is where my wallet is as well

Clever titles The AVN nominees for best porn title of the year are awesome

Porn of the Week Darth Vader masturbates

Orgasmic killer What a way to blow your load

Outsourcing himself This is the best scam to get paid to surf the internet forever

Best lines ever I’ve used more than a few of these with varying degrees of success

End song: Sir Mix-A-Lot, Baby got back

Episode 146

Having survived another week and not freezing to death the 3WW decided it was high time to bring the humor level down a little bit by talking about a defaced stop sign, a couple of morons packing assault rifles in the city, a hawk that spoiled one young mans Christmas dream, the amazing fact that Python season is open in Florida, introduce the newest segment “Porn of the Week”, a man who was reprimanded for farting too much at work, a prank on drive thru workers, and a beauty queen who said the wrong thing.

Defecated sign This shit has got to stop

Packin’ heat These idiots think they are making a statement, instead they are scaring the local population

Hawk strike It’s the circle of life man

Snake hunting Yes you too could get your gear together and blast the shit out of some big ass snakes

Porn of the Week We never knew they were this gross, what a mouth on that one

Sir farts-a-lot The poor bastard that had to document this mans emissions

Drive thru ghost Not a bad prank but what does he have against McDonalds?

Miss recreational use She would have gotten all the votes if the stoners could have gotten off the couch in time

End song: I think I farted, Taryn Southern

Episode 145

Having survived the New Years celebrations the 3WW decide it is high time they talk about a vomiting robot, a priest who locks himself up and calls 911, another bad admission on Facebook that gets someone busted, a government sponsored video about what to do when a gunman arrives at your job, Narwhal smuggling rings, Samuel L Jackson being fantastic in an interview about his new movie, how to use dread locks to kill someone, and a drunk passenger who had to be restrained on an airplane.

Pukebot Now I can tell my blender that someday it could get a promotion

Priest lockup I still contest that this guy had a ball gag in at the same time

Drunk FB Why do these idiots keep making these admissions online?

Run and hide This has to be on par with the 1950′s video “Duck and cover”

Narwhals! Can you believe that there was an active smuggling ring in our country

Say it Samuel L Jackson is the man and puts this interviewer in his place

Dread ringer Yes, you too can grow nasty hair and use it as a weapon

Bad passenger Duty free strikes again

End song: You can’t run, you can’t hide, Dilapidated people