Episode 100!

Episode 100

In our centennial episode we welcome Cock Girl to the show as our new co-host and subject her to stories about the fake Dictator at the Oscars, an Asian man  who runs his girlfriend over several times, the new log your lays website, a pants-less woman who breaks into a house, one of the Sienfeld cast attempting suicide over some bad toes, the wonders of buppetry, a man who loses his cigars, Cock Girls latest favorite fashion trend, and listen to some voicemail.

Spreading ashes The amazing Sasha Baron Cohen at the 2012 Oscars, you should watch it

Her fault This little guy got mad and went all spy hunter on his girlfriend

Log where you got laid The state of Washington is now allowing you to show where you had safe sex

No pants, no problem You don’t need pants to be charged with breaking and entering

That just blows This mediocre Hollywood star decided that he had to end it all, to bad he fucked it up

Tit’s amazing The things that you women can do with your boobs, so jelouse

No cigar Here’s a tip, when doing business with the US don’t route things through embargo’d countries

Kevlar nightie This is hot and functional

End song: Tenacious D, Fuck her gently

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