Episode 101

Episode 101

Basking in the glory of winter the 3WW get together to discuss the death of a Monkey, Rush being a dick, possible changes to the Japanese cat cafes, a drunk with a dildo in his ass, gay tennis aka the Captains newest favorite sport, a low budget boob job gone bad, a great boyfriend who popped his girlfriends boob implant, a meth head who burns down a 3,500 year old tree, Google street view strikes another person, and a woman in love with the Statue of Liberty.

Dead Monkey This one time famous guy died

Dick head Rush is such an ass

Cat cafe? This is a place where you go to enjoy a cup of coffee and get some pussy

Dildo days Why the hell would you shove one up your ass, get drunk, and then drive around?

Whiffed it These fags love the balls the most

Cheap tits If you want a boob job go to a professional for Christs sake

Boob stomp This guy is such a gentleman, he helped stress test those puppies

Burn baby burn What do meth heads do best, they burn down historic monuments evidently

Street piss And yet another idiot caught on the Google street cam in his yard doing something stupid

Object love This broad loves the mother fucking Statue of Liberty, that is just fucked up

End song: Dildo song

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