Episode 103
Overcome by the joy of a drunken Irish holiday the 3WW talk about the scandal surrounding Kony 2012, a model drug kingpin, an editor who got caught by dieing in the act, a man who got in trouble for having sex (again) with a minor, listen to the wonders of a new mineral water, a poor bastard who gets busted for trying to do a good deed, a woman who doesn’t know the meaning of MPH, the world cutest bunny getting killed, ways to kill yourself that are better than using a chainsaw, and a crazy woman who drinks her own urine constantly.
Busted Kony The head of the Kony 2012 movement is apparently “dehydrated”
Hot meth dealer Models can do anything they want because they are hot, right up until they are washed up
Great retraction This editor of the Oregonian gets caught in his affair by dieing in the middle of sex
Oops he did it again This genius had sex with a minor in the school stairwell
Vytautas Mineral Water! It’s free of poop and tastes awesome
No good deed This poor bastard got in trouble for trying to be nice to a couple of bitchy girls
MP what? Of course this is all made up, there isn’t really any science behind it
The cute and the dead The first mutant bunny of it’s kind is killed at it’s premier to the world
Why a chainsaw? Talk about the hard way to get something done
*Vomits on self* This woman is so *gag* fucking *retch* disgusting *hurls last weeks lunch*
End song: Ozzy Fudd Wabbit Slayer
