Sodden from the wonderful Portland weather the 3WW huddle together and talk about how much college sucks, kids who had sex on a couple of corpses, a mom who threw the wrong kind of sweet 16 party, a moron who faked his own kidnapping, a Indian woman who killed her kid based on the size of his unit, Porn of the Week, a couple who finds out that they are related, a teacher who freaked out on a kid over nothing, some awesome news coverage, and listen to voicemails.
School sucks Your parents weren’t telling you the truth about college
Group sex Who cares if it happened on a couple of dead dudes
Sweet 16 This really does sound like something my mother would have done
Fake kidnapping Next time just pay someone to do this to you, dominatrix’s are easy to find
Small boy He probably got off easy
Porn of the Week Evidently you aren’t supposed to blow there
Sibling love Is it incest at this point?
Teacher freakout This teacher is definitely over-reacting
Great news Who said they were supposed to read the headlines before posting them
End song: Cold Ethyl, Alice Cooper