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For the dead turkey holiday we talk about turkey donations, a lady who isn’t in the holiday spirit, the real story of Thanksgiving, adopting birds, beating birds, facts about the pilgrims you probably didn’t know, hear from a lyrical turkey, facts about the famous bird, what happens on Black Friday, a lady who is desperate to get pregnant, what the city of San Francisco wants to do to babies, and a suspicious package (not the Captains penis).

Turkey for porn One theater does the holiday right

Loosing your shit This old lady lets the mail man have it in a racist way

The true story of Thanksgiving

Adoption Its what all the cool kids are doing

Abuse Its what all the cool kids are doing as well

Did you know Hard to find facts about the pilgrims

Jive turkey

More did you know Unusual facts about turkeys

Black Friday One reporter really liked being there

Sperm hunter This British bird wants to have your baby

Don’t snip it There could be some changes in the schlongs of San Francisco

Did I order that? A police report that is unbelievable

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The 3 Wise Woodies talk about the Captains relationship status, his new condom, an STD app, more Russian brides, a big statue, the latest rage in hand job technology, lost drugs, some mentally handicapped fights, a baby who fails astronaut training, the most disturbing doll ever, and some good old fashioned bum fights.

Break it up How you should do it

Really big That is one large balloon

STD App The latest development to keep you from having to go to the doctor

Order up! Some photos of falsely happy couples

Dear God Jesus, is that statue big

J.O. technology at work

Lost it The dog did it I swear

Round one Handicapped patients forced to fight

Clean the baby One woman gets high and the whole thing comes apart

Replacements This is what you get when you can’t let it go

Round two, more mentally handicapped people fighting

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The 3 Wise Woodies return from vacation and talk about a baby with a cleft head, bad drive thru behavior, prank calls, gynecologists, car salesman, mobile home salesmen, a mom who likes to give hummers, and some zombies.

Baby Phantom of the Opera A cranial cleft is not a nice thing

I want Mcnuggets How not to get your food at the drive-thru

Weather or not A weatherman gets caught with some bad behavior

Prank call Telemarketer gets what he deserves

Combining skills A great car dealership commercial

They’re not mansons Wanna buy a mobile home?

MILF The Hummer mom

Sex toy A male chastity belt

Undead money Zombies finally get paid for all their hard work

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Episode 19

In this weeks show we discuss upside down celebrities, more bad parenting, smoking babies, talk to both the Billy Ray the trucker and the Godfather, fictitious Craigslist ads, a crazy racist, bad advice from Cosmo, and one angry pussy cat.

Freaking celebrities This is scary

Bad parents Why are these people allowed to breed

Smoking hot baby This kid smokes more than we do

Revenge via Craigslist How to get back at family the wrong way

Amazing racist on African Americans How he survives this neighborhood we don’t know

Amazing racist on Asians I want some cooked dog

Cosmo tells it wrong Bad advice from a major magazine

Cosmos results What happens when a girl listens to Cosmo

One unhappy pussy Bad kitty