Posts Tagged ‘captains corner’

Episode 13

Thursday, July 1st, 2010

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The Godfather comes to the studio this week while we hear from GB, discus bad parenting, loud sex, selling children, drunk on the ocean, Santa giving away cigarettes, the return of Captains corner, and the fattiest foods in the nation.

Don’t buy it How not to try to sell your children

She’s a screamer This woman can’t keep her mouth shut

Bad breeding Why people shouldn’t have children

Santa gives good gifts What our parents got from Santa Claus

Custom guns Make your own modifications to a Nerf gun

Drinking and floating Passing out on the ocean is a bad idea

Bad boyfriend The Captains corner presents this personal letter

Strange sentences These are this years winners from the 2010 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Killing fat people The fattiest foods in each state

Episode 2

Thursday, April 15th, 2010

Episode 2 is available for your listening pleasure. This week we talk about pot heads, selling meat, mail order brides, other peoples income, introduce our new segment “The Captains Corner”, and of course discuss Zombies.

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Never get busted again
Barry Cooper and his lessons on how to hide your stash

Mail Order Brides
How to get a hot Russian lady

Zombie Outbreak map, aka unemployment rates

Income statistics
Learn about people who make way too much money

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