By general standards, mine of course, a women can be a milf after she reaches the tender age of 35 without having ever given birth. So, what does that mean for a women in her 60′s? Is she a gilf or still a milf? At what age does a milf graduate to a gilf? Does a milf become a gilf even if she isn’t a grandma by proper nature?

Dolly’s a 69 year young Las Vegas resident. Dolly was a Dancer and hooker in Nevada for 45 years. Dolly had all sorts of stories she was willing to share. She even said that she’d be happy to come on the show and talk about the three way she had with Bob Dole and Charlton Heston. Apparently the two were on a coke bender and into some really kinky shit. Dolly’s done the best of them, just to name a few: Dean Martin, Steve Martin, Meatloaf, David Duke, Elvis, Mr. T, Mr. Rodgers, John McCain, The dad from Different Strokes, and the list goes on and on… She did mention that she likes em’ young. One of her fondest memories was a weekend spent in a suite at the Mirage with Mario Lopez. “This was just when his career was starting to take off. I’ve recently tried to call him and offer him a freebie for old times sake, but he never calls me back. Oh, how that boy could eat pussy!”

Dolly sent in her photo/bio a couple weeks ago and at first I made the decision to deny her Milf Status. She was too old, but who am I to decide. Thanks Dolly and congratulations, you are this weeks MBOW, MBOW#18.

I gotta ask…. Would ya?

In episode 46, the 3WW spent a little time discussing cleavage and the ever popular side boob and boob jobs. Yes, we devoted about 20 minutes to boobs, which is extra special considering that juggies usually only absorb about 5 minutes of a regular show. Droopers or Hangers? Bra or no Bra? Fake or not fake? If you haven’t listened to episode 46, do so now.

Fortunately, listener Kathy was paying attention and sent us this shot all the way from the Florida Keys. She didn’t send us any information as to what she did for a living or how many rug rats she had or what color cock she preferred. But she did include this note along her photo:

“Hi Boys and Captain. Just listened to what appeared to be the latest show, and as distasteful as you mongrels seem to be, you all had fairly intelligent things to say about breasts. Surprisingly, I was inspired. What do you guys think of my 54 year old ladies?” Love, Kathy

Well, I can tell you what I think. You, Kathy are this weeks MBOW, MBOW #17. Thanks for the photo! Any way we could talk you out of a taco shot?

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Once again the 3 Wise Woodies enlighten you as we discuss our holiday weekends, Black Friday, the death of Leslie Nielsen, a local terrorist, a bunch of explosives, bad excuses for 911, tapping on pipes, religion vs the environment, funny cats, gifts for Jews, odd gifts from Amazon.com, why not to piss off Santa, a celebrity prank call, and a listener call. Call us and leave a message, 206-600-4642.

Crazy shoppers

Leslie Nielsen dies A Hollywood icon goes away

Local bomber One crazy Somali

Explosive weed eater This guy had a big pile of boom boom

Get a better excuse A series of dumb 911 calls from one guy

I’m trapped and I can’t get out A French woman gets trapped

One fucked up video God vs. the planet

Nice kitty They look so familiar

Jews can give too, the perfect gift for your Jewish friends

Strange gifts Unusual things that are available on Amazon.com

Santa on Roids, you better be nice and don’t piss him off

I’ll be calling, Arnold reaches out and touches someone