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For the dead turkey holiday we talk about turkey donations, a lady who isn’t in the holiday spirit, the real story of Thanksgiving, adopting birds, beating birds, facts about the pilgrims you probably didn’t know, hear from a lyrical turkey, facts about the famous bird, what happens on Black Friday, a lady who is desperate to get pregnant, what the city of San Francisco wants to do to babies, and a suspicious package (not the Captains penis).

Turkey for porn One theater does the holiday right

Loosing your shit This old lady lets the mail man have it in a racist way

The true story of Thanksgiving

Adoption Its what all the cool kids are doing

Abuse Its what all the cool kids are doing as well

Did you know Hard to find facts about the pilgrims

Jive turkey

More did you know Unusual facts about turkeys

Black Friday One reporter really liked being there

Sperm hunter This British bird wants to have your baby

Don’t snip it There could be some changes in the schlongs of San Francisco

Did I order that? A police report that is unbelievable

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In this episode the 3 Wise Woodies delve into the strange things that happen on Halloween, Farmville kills, hookers in safety vests, a local rub and tug, a strange witness to a robbery, an explosive box of kittens, a cop who chews out some tourists, and some very strange sex toys.

Diapers + Beer One man takes Halloween a little too far

Kill Farmville This lady sure did, at least for it

The Safety Dance Those ladies of the night will be easier to see now

Rub n’ tug We premier a local business

Crazy witness

The backin up song

Cat bomb

A cop lashes out These tourists never saw him coming

Would you like one? Some sex toys that we wouldn’t want but you might

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Episode 19

In this weeks show we discuss upside down celebrities, more bad parenting, smoking babies, talk to both the Billy Ray the trucker and the Godfather, fictitious Craigslist ads, a crazy racist, bad advice from Cosmo, and one angry pussy cat.

Freaking celebrities This is scary

Bad parents Why are these people allowed to breed

Smoking hot baby This kid smokes more than we do

Revenge via Craigslist How to get back at family the wrong way

Amazing racist on African Americans How he survives this neighborhood we don’t know

Amazing racist on Asians I want some cooked dog

Cosmo tells it wrong Bad advice from a major magazine

Cosmos results What happens when a girl listens to Cosmo

One unhappy pussy Bad kitty