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Episode 34

Thursday, November 25th, 2010

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For the dead turkey holiday we talk about turkey donations, a lady who isn’t in the holiday spirit, the real story of Thanksgiving, adopting birds, beating birds, facts about the pilgrims you probably didn’t know, hear from a lyrical turkey, facts about the famous bird, what happens on Black Friday, a lady who is desperate to get pregnant, what the city of San Francisco wants to do to babies, and a suspicious package (not the Captains penis).

Turkey for porn One theater does the holiday right

Loosing your shit This old lady lets the mail man have it in a racist way

The true story of Thanksgiving

Adoption Its what all the cool kids are doing

Abuse Its what all the cool kids are doing as well

Did you know Hard to find facts about the pilgrims

Jive turkey

More did you know Unusual facts about turkeys

Black Friday One reporter really liked being there

Sperm hunter This British bird wants to have your baby

Don’t snip it There could be some changes in the schlongs of San Francisco

Did I order that? A police report that is unbelievable

Episode 21

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

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The 3 Wise Woodies return from vacation and talk about a baby with a cleft head, bad drive thru behavior, prank calls, gynecologists, car salesman, mobile home salesmen, a mom who likes to give hummers, and some zombies.

Baby Phantom of the Opera A cranial cleft is not a nice thing

I want Mcnuggets How not to get your food at the drive-thru

Weather or not A weatherman gets caught with some bad behavior

Prank call Telemarketer gets what he deserves

Combining skills A great car dealership commercial

They’re not mansons Wanna buy a mobile home?

MILF The Hummer mom

Sex toy A male chastity belt

Undead money Zombies finally get paid for all their hard work

Episode 12

Thursday, June 24th, 2010

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Peter joins us again as we discuss the World Cup and its concerns with the Vuvuzela, corrections to our iTunes account, news about GB, bad sales signs, ways to prevent your children from masturbating, strange inventions from history, unicorn meat, and debate religion while listening to the great songs from the Westboro Baptist Church. Peter coins the expression of the night “Is it in yet rapist?”.

The sound of bees
The Vuvzela takes of the World Cup

Is that a typo? Signs that make no sense

Don’t touch Anti-Masturbation devices

How did they think of that Strange inventions from the past

Strange Religion The Westboro Baptist Church and their wonderful music

Tasty treats Unicorn meat is now available

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