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Its the holidays and the 3WW want to bring you some cheer. We listen to some angry Chipmunks, discuss bad Christmas cards, learn how to avoid holiday STD’s, a student against holiday ham, how to wrap anything, horrible Christmas presents, bacon in chocolate, the absurdity that is Yahoo Answers, and hear about how the elves are really done with old Saint Nick.

Angry Chipmunks

Why would you pose like that? Holiday cards that shouldn’t have ever been

Don’t forget the antler surprise

No more ham One crazy student doesn’t like holiday ham

Its a cat!

She won’t like it Things you should avoid giving this year

Mmmm, bacon This is a heart attack in a box for sure

The elves revolt!

Here is a video that I talked about on the show a few weeks ago and promised that I would find. Enjoy it and hope it doesn’t ruin your Christmas… Well maybe I do… No just kidding.

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Download Episode 35

Once again the 3 Wise Woodies enlighten you as we discuss our holiday weekends, Black Friday, the death of Leslie Nielsen, a local terrorist, a bunch of explosives, bad excuses for 911, tapping on pipes, religion vs the environment, funny cats, gifts for Jews, odd gifts from Amazon.com, why not to piss off Santa, a celebrity prank call, and a listener call. Call us and leave a message, 206-600-4642.

Crazy shoppers

Leslie Nielsen dies A Hollywood icon goes away

Local bomber One crazy Somali

Explosive weed eater This guy had a big pile of boom boom

Get a better excuse A series of dumb 911 calls from one guy

I’m trapped and I can’t get out A French woman gets trapped

One fucked up video God vs. the planet

Nice kitty They look so familiar

Jews can give too, the perfect gift for your Jewish friends

Strange gifts Unusual things that are available on Amazon.com

Santa on Roids, you better be nice and don’t piss him off

I’ll be calling, Arnold reaches out and touches someone

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The Godfather comes to the studio this week while we hear from GB, discus bad parenting, loud sex, selling children, drunk on the ocean, Santa giving away cigarettes, the return of Captains corner, and the fattiest foods in the nation.

Don’t buy it How not to try to sell your children

She’s a screamer This woman can’t keep her mouth shut

Bad breeding Why people shouldn’t have children

Santa gives good gifts What our parents got from Santa Claus

Custom guns Make your own modifications to a Nerf gun

Drinking and floating Passing out on the ocean is a bad idea

Bad boyfriend The Captains corner presents this personal letter

Strange sentences These are this years winners from the 2010 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Killing fat people The fattiest foods in each state