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Episode 22

The 3 Wise Woodies bring you public service announcements this week as we discuss a great school voicemail message, a woman in a chimney, a hoarder who gets lost in her own stuff, deep frying our favorite beverages, a talking cat, another great 911 call, have science corner, and play another game of 80’s trivia.

Tell them A school strikes back at parents with their voice mail system

She’s not Santa Jacquelyn Kotarac gets into a tight situation

Hoarder bliss Billy Jean James gets lost in her own house

Fried booze Deep fried beer could be good

Don’t talk back This cat says it all

Bummin a hot tub A local bum takes a dip

They’re alive! What happens when nature really does make a zombie plague

A new character When did the world become so PC that we have to have these guys?

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The 3 Wise Woodies return from vacation and talk about a baby with a cleft head, bad drive thru behavior, prank calls, gynecologists, car salesman, mobile home salesmen, a mom who likes to give hummers, and some zombies.

Baby Phantom of the Opera A cranial cleft is not a nice thing

I want Mcnuggets How not to get your food at the drive-thru

Weather or not A weatherman gets caught with some bad behavior

Prank call Telemarketer gets what he deserves

Combining skills A great car dealership commercial

They’re not mansons Wanna buy a mobile home?

MILF The Hummer mom

Sex toy A male chastity belt

Undead money Zombies finally get paid for all their hard work

Though I’m seriously fucking stoked the Walking Dead TV show will air this fall, I gotta say some things pissed me off and for these reasons I’m getting a little less excited… Full raging hard on to semi, gotta rub it a couple times if you will.

First, The trailer looks like something out of 28 days later, (the whole waking up in the Hospital things gotten a little cliche.) That in it self sucks, but when combo’d  with the second reason I’m pissed. Second reason now:

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Sister Mary Catherine blesses us with her presence while we interview her about her sexual exploits, talk about a local zombie outbreak, a crazy Japanese penis pump, a machine that produces shit, and play a little game about porn.

Zombies on I-84 Why you don’t dress up and then get in an accident

Count the strokes Jerking off never seemed so much like math homework

It makes poo An art installation that needs its own bathroom

Episode 2 is available for your listening pleasure. This week we talk about pot heads, selling meat, mail order brides, other peoples income, introduce our new segment “The Captains Corner”, and of course discuss Zombies.

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Never get busted again
Barry Cooper and his lessons on how to hide your stash

Mail Order Brides
How to get a hot Russian lady

Zombie Outbreak map, aka unemployment rates

Income statistics
Learn about people who make way too much money

Episode 1 is available bitches.
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Today we talk about Whoopi Goldberg, sex dolls, bicyclists, and of course Zombies.